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Cherries
CMI chpt.10
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SASUSAKU NARUHINA SHIKATEMA NEJITEN GAAMATSU and other pairings


*At the Hokage's building*

"Ero-Sannin…?"

"Naruto!" Jiraiya brought his student to his arms. "It's been a while, hasn't it?"

Naruto didn’t reply. His fists trembled by his thighs, and Hinata could see that his tan face was getting paler and paler. "Why are.. you here…"

Jiraiya feigned being hurt. "What do you mean 'why'? I'm here because I finished a mission and I needed to report in! Don't tell me you forgot about me already?"

The blond boy still did not reply. A man he had thought to be dead was hugging him, and it was too much at once. Turning around, he snarled. "Who are you? You aren't Ero-sannin! You must be pretty good to be able to fool even Baa-chan!"

"W-wait, Naruto…" A heavy sweatdrop dropped slowly from his white hair. "Don’t tell me you really forgot about me..."

"How can I forget?" Naruto replied bitterly. "After all, I've been visiting your grave every day except for when I was out for missions."

Tsunade decided to cut in. "Naruto, don't be like that. This is really Jiraiya, don't you see?"

"How can you be so sure? He really could be an imposer!"

"If I prove it, will you leave us be for one day, and I'll explain everything tomorrow once I have a good drink?"

"Prove it." Naruto glared at the white haired man. Who the hell did they think they were, copying his precious teacher?


After whispering something to Naruto (to which his eyes nearly popped out,) Tsunade started to take off her clothes. One by one, her outer wear, shoes, were off, and her hair were down. She reached down to remove her shirt, if that was gone, she'd only be wearing underwear on her top. Slowly she lifted her shirt, waiting to see a reaction. Most of the young ninjas in the room were pretty shocked to see the Hokage stripping, but they kept quiet.

As Tsunade nearly lifted the shirt to the point of showing the edge of her bra, a big hand stopped her. Jiraiya was hurriedly putting her outerwear on her; his face blushing quiet a bit.

Smirking, she turned to Naruto. "You see? You believe me now?"

Naruto stared wide eyed to the seniors of the room. What the heck just happened right now..?

"So tomorrow morning, 11 o'clock, I'll be expecting you at the office." She turned her honey eyes to the back of the room. "I'll be expecting ALL of you." That was a clear dismission.

Jiraiya seemed to talk more to Naruto, but a glare from Tsunade stopped him in his tracks. He could hear a blue haired beauty whisper to his student's ears; "It'll be okay Naruto-kun. You'll hear everything tomorrow, so why not let your mind off it and go hang out with other boys? I'm sure Kiba would like to drink with you again."


In Konoha, as soon as you were 16, you were deemed able to drink alcohol. And for that, Naruto was grateful. Today he needed bottles of the strongest in the bar. "I'll see you later than, Hinata. You have a blast too, and don't worry about me." He gave her a broad smile. "Knock yourself out and go crazy without a care in the world, Hinata-chan!" He couldn't hold it anymore. He seemed to be getting headaches every time he turned his eye ever so slightly to a different angle.

"Oy, Naruto! You up for a drink?" A young man wearing leather jacket called out to him, his dog panting next to him.


Grinning, he ran towards the group of his friends.





**At Konoha Bar, A few hours after the Hokage's Office**


"Hell yeaaaah!" A brunette wildly waved her arm around, the pink drink in the glass she held swirling dangerously close to the edge. "Welcome ladies, to Hinata's-next-base-girl's-night-out!"

The Hyuuga heiress immediately blushed. "Tenten!" She hastily crossed her hands in front of her chest. For a slightest moment, she thought of Naruto.

"Wait, don't tell me your still only in First base?" Temari sneered jokingly from across Hinata. "So how's the romance? Spill everything." She gave the poor girl in question an evil smile.

"Gee, Hinata, we're at a bar anyways. nobody will hear because the music is too loud, and, we're allowed to hear because we set you up." Ino linked her arms with Sakura's. "And others can hear…. because," she hiccuped. She has always been a light drinker. "… because they are… a-allowed to hear…" She soon collapsed on the table.

Digging around her purse, Sakura fished out a package of pills. "Ah-ha! Ladies and ladies, I present you, the ultimate wakeup pills!" The pinkette popped one into her blond companion's mouth. "Specially made by Shizune, to wake up Tsunade-shishou for work when she's drunk!"

Sakura gave her best friend and old enemy a smile that even a devil would run away from with tails behind his legs. "…Made with special blend of the strongest tasting herbs…"

With a gasp, crystal blue eyes shot open and without even looking around to see where she was, she yelled. "Water! WATER. NOW!"

Giggling, everybody pushed their glasses out of Ino's reach. Water or Alcohol, it didn't matter. The scene was too hilarious to miss out on.

"Right, anyways, back to the topic," Temari plucked a cherry from her glass. "Don’t think you can get away, Hinata." Deciding that she quite liked the taste of the cherries, she demanded a bowl of them loudly.

To calm her nervousness, she took a cherry from the Sand nin's bowl, to which the foreign ninja hissed. "W-well… We were almost at the second, he was about to p-pull my jacket zipper down, a-and w-w-well…" The shy girl blushed furiously and started to tremble. Trembling with the alcohol and the excitement, or trembling because she was so nervous, she wasn’t sure. It was both.

"I knew it! Naruto is a perrrverrrrrrt~" Sakura drawled, also going for the cherries (to Temari's horror). A light blush was on her face, presumably from the alcohol.
Tenten shook her hands in front of Hinata's face to get her attention. "So, do you want to get past it? We can show you an easy trick you know." She pushed Temari's face back when the ninja tried to guard her stash of cherries. Quickly and nimbly, Tenten snatched a couple of them. "How many times did u kiss?"


"T-twice…"

"WHAT?" All girls cried out. "ONLY twice? WHAT? WHY?" They've been going out for a long time now… It couldn't have possibly only happened twice…"

Temari threw her hands in the air, leaving the cherries unguarded for a split moment. "Okay! Hinata's-next-base-girl's-night-out is cancelled for now! We'll continue in a week! We need to move on to Plan-second-base!" She picked up a cherry. "Listen Hinata. First, you have to make him want your kisses all the time."

Puckering her lips, she bit off the head of the cherry, making sure she savored every juice from the fruit. Next, she showed the blue haired woman the stem. "You see this? This is going to be called, a miracle." Turning to the bar tender, she ordered, "Yo! Two more bowls of these cherries here!"

"Oh!" Sakura and Ino clapped their hands. "So this  is your plan!"

Tenten looked at the stem. "This is the same trick you taught me for Neji, Tem…" She cracked a smile. "Great Hinata! If Temari's coaching you, everything will go smoothly!"

Ino raised a single brow. "Is there anyway to convince you joining our matchmaking club?"

"Only if I get these bowls of cherries regularly."

"Deal."


"Watch closely, Hinata." With that, Sabaku no Temari put the stem into her mouth. Twisting her tongue inside her mouth for what seemed like a millisecond, she took out a double knotted stem. Other girls' eyes widened. That was hundred times faster than the speed they could do.

"This, is called magic." Pointing to her tongue she added, "and this,  is called the Wand." She produced yet another stem, this time with only a single knot. "It'll be easier to start with one knot, not everyone can even do it to begin with, but since I'm your mentor at this, you will do it till you get it right."

"Whoa, we have a sadist in our table--" Ino examined the bowls of cherries. All the girls could try tying the stem into knots many times and there would still be leftovers.

"How does tying a stem have to do with kissing, Temari-san?" Hinata was confused, but she ate the cherry anyways.

Temari rolled her eyes. "Because, it means you’re a good kisser! and if you aren't, I'll make  you into a great kisser." She bit off another cherry. "So you put the stem on your tongue like this, and do this next… "



A bit further away, the bartender smiled. His three month worth of cherries were gone all in less than ten minutes. He needed to make that strange lady his regular.
Go ahead. You can shoot me down with tomatoes.

I haven't updated in half a year... It's been complicated (and lazy) XD

I'm so sorry! I'll try to update faster. THere are probably lots of mistakes in this one, but i just typed it on a whim, in the middle of the night. And its a lot shorter, and the quality is lower... but thats better than no update, right?

I lost the file to which i planned out the story, so i'll need to plan it out again...

Please comment! If i hadn't gotten a recent comment, i probably wouldn't have updated for another year.. :P

Happy year of the snake!

~UnsilveredLove



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oh man i can't wait until the next chapter i love your story!